An old cowboy is sitting at a bar and a young woman sits next to him. The woman asks, “Are you a real cowboy?”
The old man replies, “I have spent my whole life working on a ranch punching cattle, mending fences and breaking horses. I guess that makes me a real cowboy.
The young woman tells him, “I'm a lesbian. The first thing I think of in the morning is women, when I take a shower I am thinking about women, when I watch TV I am always fantasizing about the women. Women are on my mind all the time.
Sometime later a young man takes a seat next to the old cowboy.
“Are you a real cowboy?” the young man asks.
The old man answers, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
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