Thursday, February 6, 2014

YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID









According to Rachel Maddow there are people down south (didn't have to write that – you could have guessed the location) that are blaming President Obama for the snow storms across the southern states.   One of the comments posted on a web site stated that the ultimate military weapon would be able to control the weather; and that in fact the military caused the storms across the south with fake snow (no shit: a chemical snow that can’t be melted with a flame) in order to cover up the bills politicians are passing that are designed to take away our freedoms. 

 My only question is: how have these people survived for so long?  They are each prime candidates for a Darwin Award. 



And, how long before Republicans in Congress have investigations led by Derrell Issa to discover the Presidents culpability in the erratic weather across the country – and particularly the snow down south?

There is no hope for the United States because the idiots have escaped the asylums and the Republicans are taking over the government.






the Ol’Buzzard 

19 comments:

  1. Obama got blamed for bad weather during the Republican convention in 2012, too. You gotta love it: the rightwing nutjobs simultaneously say he's the most incompetent President of all time and that he's so all-powerful he can manipulate the weather.

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    1. the Right Wing's capacity to believe the most outlandish things no longer surprises me.
      O'B

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  2. The snow storm was caused by Obamacare.

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    1. I wish he would hold the storm scheduled for tomorrow.
      O'B

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  3. Kulkuri,
    No, one of them reverent snake handeling preachers got bit by a timber ratteler and died and they all knew that this terrible storm was caused by God's wrath over that arrogant nigra in their White House while Sandy Ann sat there in the pew and cried out, "Yes! That's right" - with a belly full of Reverend Jerimiah Far Right's cum...

    Sarge

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    1. Are you planning on turning that into a short story? I would read it.
      O'B

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  4. OMG, I loved that movie. And what a perfect illustration for those Darwin dingbats.

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    1. I think they were specially recruited from the Tea Party for that cut.
      O'B

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  5. They survive with a dumb brute force of will that nature provides only to the stupidest of the stupid. I have heard that they will soon die off.

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    1. We will all soon die off - and i don't want to go where they go.
      O'B

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  6. As far as the elite are concerned you don't need to teach slaves . It is easier to control ignorant people than people who question. If everyone had a decent education the old tricks wouldn't work. good post as usual. buzz

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    1. I don't know: education doesn't necessarily confer intellect. I have known a lot of college graduates (and professors) that were dumber than rocks.
      O'B

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  7. makes you wonder how they manage to survive day to day they're so stupid...sad sad.

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    1. Damn Jackie Sue; you being the only Liberal in a hard nose Conservative state you are bound to see it up close and personal. You might think of writing a book.
      O'B

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  8. The Amadeus cut was just great! Of course, you've heard the latest global warming conspiracy theory being spread by the interidiots...the snow you are experiencing is not real snow! It is an Obama plot to panic you with FAKE SNOW! There are blogs about this....they claim it is some kind of artificial nano botic snow like substance....the proof? the idots post video of trying to melt snowballs with a disposable lighter and the black residue of the butane on the still unmelted snow ball is their absolute proof that it sure as shit ain't real snow....go check it out on YouTube if you don't believe me.....These are the same kind of idiots who don't want to even waste their precious mental fluids to learn how magnets really work...it's magic, god's magic, just like a sunset...don't be messin with my mind with your scientific bullshit!

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  9. any one who claims to believe in anything is highly suspect in my book! knowledge is a fluid thing...and you have to be able to go with the flow and evolve!

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    1. Some people are beyond knowledge - they live a life that belief trumps facts.
      O'B

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  10. Wouldn't politicians punish themselves with fake snow? :-)

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    1. I think they arranged it this week in order to get out of Washington early.
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COMMENT: Ben Franklin said, "I imagine a man must have a good deal of vanity who believes, and a good deal of boldness who affirms, that all doctrines he holds are true, and all he rejects are false."