Dear Canada
Please buy
Maine. Make an offer to Trump that he
can’t refuse. Remind him Maine did not
vote for him in the last election. Offer
to trade him England; he won't know the difference. Say you will recognize him as King of America
– appeal to his vanity.
Maine has great natural resources and a thriving tourist economy, so it would make sense for Maine to become one of your maritime provinces.
Mainers are so much like Canadians that there would be little adjustment
– though we might balk at God Save the King.
the Ol’Buzzard
BWAAHAHAHAaahahahahaaahahaaahahahaaaa! I love this!
ReplyDeleteYeah, we could easily go on a recruitment drive these days to all the blue states, I imagine.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, Canadians don't sing God Save The King either!
ReplyDeleteI'd be on I-95 heading north the day after this happened! :)
ReplyDeleteMaine is the only state i would even think about visiting. I'd love to meet you and Mike McCrum, Heather Cox Prichardson and your awesome governor. I do hope she continues to tell trump to GFY
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