I predict that, within the next four years, Donald Trump will design himself a military uniform. He will award himself numerous ribbons and medals and have double the number of stars (and bigger stars) than the highest-ranking General.
He will also
probably declare himself more than just President Trump: Remember Doctor
Generalissimo Presidente Idi Amin?
How about:
Grand Leader Supreme General and President by Divine Proclamation Donald Trump
The man is a classic case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Delusional Disorder is a mental health condition characterized by persistent false beliefs (delusions) that are not based on reality. These delusions can be of various themes such as delusions of grandeur.
And I can spot an asshole quicker than a proctologist.
the Ol’Buzzard
That fucking criminal.
ReplyDeleteI will not take your bet about the uniform. Nor the medals.
ReplyDeleteAs to title, a riff off this would be more like it. I'll leave it to your readers.
His Majesty The King, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories, King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith