Sunday, March 10, 2019

SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE







Survivalist always picture a Mad Max scenario, with themselves as the hero, after a nuclear, or biological attack.




That scenario is not likely, because the easiest way to disrupt a nation would be to deploy a computer virus that would permanently shut down the power grid.


Think of it, no electricity: water and sewerage plants shut down; no lights, heat or air conditioning; no refrigeration, gas pumps don’t work; banks closed and ATM machines inoperable.  No TV, no radio, no cell phones, no cell phones, no cell phones, no cell phones – and soon the laptops batteries would be drained….


All the ‘survivalist’ - once they had run out of gas in their big trucks - would have to stay home and protect all their guns and ammunition. They wouldn’t have FOX and Friends to listen to and no ‘survivalist sights’ on the internet to tell them what to do.   You have to feel sorry for them, because they are the most afraid.


Survivalist web sights tell you to put away food and water and ammunition for ‘that day’. 





I have thought about it – but decided naaa.


 HERE WOULD BE MY LIST

1.    For the cats: 550 pounds of IAMS cat food and 52 jugs of cat litter.
2.    For my wife: a case of CHEEZ-IT’s
3.    For me: a case of Irish Whiskey. 


You may copy my list if you feel the need.

You’re welcome
the Ol’Buzzard






4 comments:

  1. I fully expect to be a meal for somebody or another.

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  2. I think your list is quite thorough.

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  3. My list would be 100 lbs of summer sausage and 100 cases of Dr.Pepper for David.
    A case of cheetos and easy access to the local library.
    And for the puppies, 2 tons of canned food.
    I was thinking also about this and that the ones that say they could survive the shutdown of everything would never think that the local library would hold a wealth of information of how to survive.

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