Wednesday, July 10, 2013

IT IS BUG SEASON HERE IN MAINE





I have lived in the south and I have lived in the Arctic, but there is no place I have found that can compare to bug season in rural Maine.  

Let me qualify: in the towns and cities where lawns are kept mowed the bugs are a nuisance and a distraction, but in the bush – the rural woods and lakes and streams - bug season in Maine is a condition that sends large men, covered in repellent, running for the safety of their tents or vehicles.

Bugs come in cycles here in Maine: there are deer flies, black flies, horse flies, midges, mosquitoes and no-seeums.   The flies bite and sting and buzz around your head and are a pain in the ass; the mosquitoes rise up from the swampy and shady areas and leave bites that itch for the better part of a day; the midges are small gnats that swarm around you head, get into your ears, nose and mouth and leave whelps the size of your thumb nail; but, by far the worst bite comes from the no-seeum. 

I looked up no-seeum on the internet and found that every site I checked confused no-seeums with midges.   The only conclusion is that all the experts that posted on no-seeums have never lived in rural Maine, and don’t know what they are talking about. 

No-seeums are flying venomous creatures that are so small they can enter through a window screen.   Most of the times you can’t see them: thus the name of no-seeums.   But if the light is right they will look like a small bit of floating cigarette ash.   You mainly know about them once you have been bitten.  They can leave a burning, itching, inflamed knot about the size of a bisected golf ball that will remain a torment for a couple of days.  

I swear that if no-seeums were the size of black flies there would be no human life in northern Maine.

Here in northern Maine we have four seasons: snow season, mud season, bug season and fall.  If you intend to hike or camp in northern rural Maine I would suggest you choose fall.

the Ol’Buzzard




9 comments:

  1. My sympathies. Until recently I was living in rural Ontario where the bugs are bloody awful, this year worse than most. The mosquitoes were just unbelievable. Here in northern Alberta, there are no black flies... which, honestly, is a big part of why I moved here! Google "The Black Fly Song" and give it a listen. You'll appreciate it, I'm sure. Meanwhile, stay indoors and pray for fall.

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    1. Have heard the black fly song - love it.
      O'B

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  2. We have all of the above. What you call midges I think are what we call sand flies. They are no-seeums larger cousins and swarm around you crawling into your eyes,ears and if you breathe with your mouth open, you get a bunch of fresh protein. Never have quite figured out what black flies are, sometimes I think they are our sand flies and other time it seems like they are what we call fish flies or stable flies. They look kinda like houseflies except they bite and take a chunk when they do!!

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    1. I have been out on the tundra in Alaska and you could follow my trail by the ribbon of mosquitoes coming out of the spongy earth I just walked over. I guess the worse place for bugs is the place I happen to be at the time.

      However I recently saw two Maine mosquitoes carrying off a moose: one looked at the other and said 'we better not carry him back to the bog or the big ones will get him.

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    2. Years back when they still used horses for farm work a farmer had a green broke team that got away from him. After a day or so he tracked them into the swamp. The horses were completely eaten by the mosquitoes and the mosquitoes were pitching horseshoes for the harness!!

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  3. Mother Nature has so many ways to fight back.

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  4. We Yoopers will see your summer hordes of sanquinivores and raise you mosquitoes that thrive in ice water. We've seen mosquitoes in the snow here in the U.P. We've got all the summer blood suckers and some cold weather varieties. Can you Mainiacs claim the same?

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    1. We don't have snow mosquitoes: you have us beat.
      the Ol'Buzzard

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