Saturday, June 8, 2013

MICHAEL DOUGLAS

MICHAEL DOUGLAS SAID ORAL SEX GAVE HIM CANCER


I have taken a hell of a lot of worst chances!


I have quit smoking - I have cut back on my drinking - but this is too much - fuck it.
the Ol'Buzzard

4 comments:

  1. I think Mr. Dpuglas might be compensating a bit much for the Liberace movie.

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  2. I bet Catherine Zeta-Jones was just thrilled when Mr. Douglas said that. What's the take-away message here? Hot women can carry STDs, too?

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  3. We're all going to die, we might as well enjoy ourselves.

    The part I don't get is while he said eating pussy gave him cancer, he also said eating pussy was part of the cure??????

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  4. There is nothing like the smell of stale cod on your breath in the morning...
    It smells, like, like, pussy...


    Sarge

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