Monday, January 28, 2013
In Yellow Dog Granny’s feckit….Monday post she included a clip that read ‘When I die I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
I like that picture…Perhaps crash through the window of Fox News during Bill O's program.
When I was younger I always said that when I died I wanted to be propped up on my bike with a glass of whiskey in my hand and a joint stuck between my lips at a biker bash, and at the height of the wild drunken orgy be torched off.
But I have gotten older and more environmentally conscious. Now I just want to be cremated……put in a douche bag and have my wife run me through one more time. Only trouble is, she hasn't agreed to it.
You’d think a man’s last wish would be honored.