Wednesday, October 26, 2011

HE' BACK

Well hell, for what it’s worth the Ol’Buzzard is back.




Perhaps it's what all bloggers go through – like mid-blog crisis – it seems you’ve said it all and it’s a repeat of the same old shit. You’re sick of the same political crap – it just rehashes and becomes the same theme with different names. Nothing changes and nothing is going to change.



Facts we must live with:

1) All senators and congresspersons are primarily interested in reelection – the only way to truly move the government toward serving the people would be TERM LIMITS…and it ain’t going to happen. Just as there is a test for teachers, lawyers and doctors, there should be a test for political office – most would never pass it.



2) Education is the only way to seriously address the long term unemployment crisis – and the government doesn’t have a clue how to do it. If you truly want to know how to effectively educate the population: ask a teacher. A one size fits all policy and standards for a diverse population is ludicrous. However, government will never relinquish education to the educators – it is to good of a platform to run for reelection on. (never end a sentence with a preposition – fuck it.)




3) One half of the American population falls on the back side of the intellectual bell curve, and one quarter of the population is functional but borderline retarded.





4) Education credentials are not an indicator of intelligence: look at the Republican Presidential candidates.





5) Religion is the archenemy of civilization: It is the base of almost all intolerance and bigotry. Religion would choose to move civilization backwards toward the dark ages and away from science and enlightenment.





6) Gender equality doesn’t exist. Males and females are two alien creatures that must exist in a symbiotic relationship; but, we don’t have the same aggressive tendencies, the same emotions, the same physical abilities, the same sex drives, the same outlooks or the same priorities.



7) Growing old doesn’t suck. It is just the expectation of disability and death that sucks. The main problem with growing old is that young women don’t want to fuck you any more.



The Ol’Buzzard


Oct. 26, 2011

7 comments:

  1. I can't find one damned thing I disagree with in this post. Well, maybe one...the last one...HARHARHARHARHAR.

    Incidentally, I am wondering if the peckerwood with the M16 lives in that shed. Which leads me to believe, if so, then he probably shits in the woods...or not.

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  2. I believe it was Will Rogers who said that you know a politician is lying when his lips move.

    Ain't technology grand? Everybody now had access to computers, the internet and social media. Including the shed dweller.

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  3. I for one have missed you and your way of saying it like it is. Few of us do that well. Good to see you.

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  4. I disagree on term limits. We need to get money out of politics. If the politicians wouldn't get rich or gain favors from donors, maybe we'd get a better class of politicians, ones that want to work for the betterment of the country instead of just themselves.

    The main problem with growing old is that young people don’t want to fuck you any more.
    So true!!

    Religion is the archenemy of civilization
    Going by the picture, why would anyone want to worship god if god is your enemy??

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  5. I agree with all except the last part..judas priest..who wants to fuck a young person?..they're dumber than rocks and don't have a clue about anything. I refuse to fuck anyone that doesn't know who the Cisco Kid is.

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  6. Hoorah Yellowdog Granny: Hey Cisco hey Pancho!
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  7. GREAT to see you posting again Big Guy! And THIS was a GOOD'ERN Too!

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