Trump now wants to purchase Greenland. He thinks if he buys a country, he can make himself King.
I've got a better idea. Let's trade the Danes Kentucky for Greenland.
Mitch McConnell will be a Danish citizen and will need a visa to visit America. There would no longer be any Kentucky Congress persons or Senators; and along with Moscow Mitch having to find new employment,
Rand Paul will have to go back to dentistry.
Seems like a good solution to me.
the Ol'Buzzard
