Showing posts with label Zombie alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombie alert. Show all posts
Monday, February 22, 2016
ALERT! THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO
Vampires only come out at night (the same with werewolves) and vampires have to be invited in. A cross seems to work for protection from a vampire, unless it happens to be Jewish (or Muslim or Hindu...,) and silver will will repel werewolves. In both cases just stay in your home and don't go into the woods at night on a full moon.
BUT ZOMBIES CAN WALK UNDER WATER SO THERE IS NO PLACE TO HIDE!
A safety message from
the Ol'Buzzard
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