A BUZZARD EGG OMELET

 

 

THOUGHTS FOR TODAY DECEMBER 1^st 2021

 

A Darwin Award is given to anyone whose actions are so stupid that they remove themselves from the gene pool. 

 

I hereby nominate everyone who was unvaccinated and died from the Coronavirus for a Darwin Award. 

 

Sometime in the not-so-distant future people will be able to send encoded messages by writing in cursive.

 

You know you are in a rut when the best thing that has happened to you this week is the good crap you had this morning.

 

A priest, a rabbi and a prostitute walked into a bar.

They all caught the corona virus from the unvaccinated bar tender.

 

I would like to have a Viking like funeral and be torched in the parking lot of a biker bar during a week-end of wild drunken orgy.

But I will probably have to settle for cremation.

 

the Ol’Buzzard

ANOTHER DARWIN AWARD - THIS TIME IN MAINE

Over the Fourth of July holiday someone who outpaced his cognitive ability removed himself from the gene pool.  

In a moment of absolute showmanship the young man strapped a fireworks mortar tube to his head and lit it off – he died instantly. 

It probably is not appropriate to sight that he went out in a bang.   

My gut reaction is- that there but for the grace of dumb luck – at some point I didn’t make the cut. 

the Ol’Buzzard