Friday, September 25, 2026

REPUBLICANS GO TO HEAVEN DEMOCRATS GO TO HELL

 






After leaving Alaska, my wife and I moved to a small town in western Kentucky.   We were the only Democrats and surely the only atheists.

 

In town, the first person we met asked which church we belonged to.

 

It turned out that the Methodists were at the top of the pecking order; they looked down on the Baptists.       The Baptists looked down on the Pentecostals, and all three looked down on the Catholics, who didn’t care because they knew they were the only ones going to heaven.

 

It was just assumed that we were Republicans because everyone was.

 

We had a beautiful Civil War-era home on five acres of land; but after five years we sold and moved back to Maine because the religious fervor was suffocating.

 

Remembrances

the Ol’Buzzard

 







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COMMENT: Ben Franklin said, "I imagine a man must have a good deal of vanity who believes, and a good deal of boldness who affirms, that all doctrines he holds are true, and all he rejects are false."