Saturday, December 9, 2017

SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM GEORGE CARLIN







1.     What kind of god damn disease is anorexia?  I don’t wanna eat!   How do we come up with that shit?

2.    Bulimia.  There’s another all-American disease.   This has got to be the only country in the world where some people are digging in the dumpster for peach pits while other people eat a nice meal and puke it up intentionally.

3.    Auto racing is a sport that is very big in the south; a perfect marriage of fast cars and slow minds.

4.    Most of the racing fans are soldier sniffers and patriotic halfwits.   The’d be honored to have the occasional military jet slam into the crowd and send a couple of hundred of them off to be with Jesus.

5.    White people fucked up the blues.


6.    The only good thing ever to come from religion was the music. 



































the Ol'Buzzard

3 comments:

  1. I can't pick a favorite because they're all my favorites. Damn I miss this man!

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