Sunday, February 15, 2015

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY


YOUNG PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE INVENTED SEX. 
BUT IN REALITY WE HAVE DONE IT ALL BEFORE.


















the Ol'Buzzard

12 comments:

  1. Before I opened the post up, I thought, Damn, the old fool has been sucked in like all the others. Instead, well, I'm glad I looked with no coffee in my mouth. Excellent.

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  2. AHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA!
    "Sweet angel of death, please take me now."
    OMG!! I think I wet myself.

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  3. Check this out, OB -- it's in French but has English subtitles . . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/_CwHrJt8Oz8?rel=0

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  4. The movie is getting trashed here in France. Did you ever see Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut? I tried to watch it, but it was virtually unwatchable to me. I think Kubrick was one of the greatest film makers ever, but I know that film is what killed him. He became obsessed with it and realised after he made it he had made a multi million dollar embarrassment...it was too late. 50 Shades is totally marketed hype, but this just might kill sex on the big screen. I'm working on the sequel for the over 60 market...50 Shades of Beige Damart Thermal Undergarments. It's going to be big! I'm looking for investors. Wanna get in on the ground floor?

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    1. should it be called 50 Shades of Brown?
      O'B

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  5. btw...I checked out Debra's link...hilarious! Thanks!

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  6. I bought Mrs. Rat all three volumes for her birthday couple of years back I think! I haven't read them but I guess I will now just to satisfy my curiosity. I don't know what the big deal is anyway. Of course, when the majority of Christians are afraid to do it any other way but "missionary position" teeth clenched, eyes shut real tight, lights all out, it's no wonder that butt plugs get such a huge reaction. I have always felt that anything a consenting man, woman and dog do in bed should be alright. Yawn!

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  7. some smacks me around and thinks I'm going to like it is in for a rude surprise.

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  8. The only good thing about having sex in your 60s is you think you're grabbing something important only to find out it's a chunk of spare skin and you continue on, pretending it's the real thing.

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    1. Hot news for you: sex is great into the seventies if you are with the right woman (partner.)
      O'B

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