Sunday, July 20, 2014

BUZZARD BARF





Warning! This post contains explicit sexual language that may piss you off.

WARNING WILL ROBINSON!


Yesterday we were in Rangeley, Maine at a restaurant and out on the deck were a man and woman trying to eat their lunch in the company of a pouty, obnoxious teenager.    It makes me glad we decided to have cats.



THE PERFECT ANSWER FOR A BELLIGERENT TEENAGER;

If only I had been able to convince your mother to finish with a blow job, she could have cannibalized you – eating her young like the black widow spider - and we wouldn't have to be putting up with your snarky shit now. 



Maybe I wouldn't actually say that to a kid; but a blowjob is good birth control from a man’s point of view.

YOU WERE WARNED.
the Ol'Buzzard


1 comment:

  1. And then the kid would yell "I didn't ask to be born, you know!" And stomp off or do some other obnoxious thing.

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