Warning! This post contains explicit sexual language that may piss you off.
|WARNING WILL ROBINSON!|
Yesterday we were in
at a restaurant and out on the deck were a man and woman trying to eat their
lunch in the company of a pouty, obnoxious teenager. It makes me glad we decided to have cats. Rangeley, Maine
THE PERFECT ANSWER FOR A BELLIGERENT TEENAGER;
If only I had been able to convince your mother to finish with a blow job, she could have cannibalized you – eating her young like the black widow spider - and we wouldn't have to be putting up with your snarky shit now.
Maybe I wouldn't actually say that to a kid; but a blowjob is good birth control from a man’s point of view.
YOU WERE WARNED.