Saturday, March 22, 2014


Jesus loves Fred Phelps you know
For the Bible told him so
Jesus talked to him that’s true
Always told him what to do

Yes Jesus loves him
Yes Jesus loves him
Yes Jesus loves him
He loves him more than you. 

Hate the Muslims hate the Jews
Hate the Hindu Buddhist too.
Jesus tell me who to hate
Going to Hell will be their fate


Women are evil God hates tits
Twats and bums will give him fits
Daughters of Eve will cause him pain
Sex is nasty rots your brain


Gays and lesbians trans-gender too
Jesus hates them you should too
Abominations one and all
They will cause mankind to fall


Kill the gay and atheist too
While you’re at it kill the Jew
Burn them all and you will see
Jesus love you as much as me.


Abortion doctors they must go
You can shoot them in church you know
Witches, warlocks make them flee
Jesus hates them just like me.


Jesus loves Fred Phelps I know
For the Bible tells me so
He loves him and he loves you
But he loves him more than you.

Yes Fred Phelps is dead today
He has gone the Jesus way
He can hate from heaven high
He can hated both you and I

(Ok; it should be me but it didn’t rhyme.)

Anyway; Fuck him.

the Ol’Buzzard


  1. Man, we have to do a internet multi tracked version of this song. I do pretty good high harmony vocals, play bass and pretty credible chromatic harmonica....I would say guitar, but fingers are just to fat for the frets when I try to play anymore. Once, I was a fairly good rock guitarist, but bass playing mutated my fingers into these fat froggy things. You have to admit, Fred was his own worst enemy in the end. His hate did more to inspire compassion and empathy for the people he claimed to hate. I found the recent interviews by his son pretty interesting. He was a coke abusing speed freak. The family would have to sneak out the windows of the house to avoid waking him after he "crashed" to avoid the insane violence he was capable of. I found it poignant that the only demonstration by the people he was targeting since he died was a group of people in front of the Westboro headquarters with a banner that read, Sorry About Your Loss! Of course, he was the ultimate example of the hypocrisy of fundamentalist christianity. He was a con man. He wanted to provoke and if you did, he had the legal savvy to know how to collect damages in court. Fundamentalists, Fascists...the basic principle is knowing how to utilize the anger of provocation. You become what you are trying to destroy. If you want to destroy someone, then you become their victim and use that. Fred was a lawyer and a true psychopath. He understood all of this all too well that it ultimately became his own downfall.

  2. Awesome song. Stuck in my head now. thanks.

  3. Amazing, absolutely amazing...
    Religion isn't the answer; It is the problem...


  4. If I sing this song in public, do you think I will get killed too? Probably.

    1. Would like to follow your blog but don't know how to do the 'circle' thing.


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