I DON’T LIKE THAT NEWS. GIVE ME GOOD NEWS

 

 

Trump fired the Labor Statistics Chief because he did not like the job market data. 

If the doctor says you have cancer, don’t take the treatment – just fire the doctor. 

 

 

My lord, the labor statistics are not good.

That is fake news.  Fire the Chief of Labor Statistics. Bring me some other news.

My lore, labor statistics are good. 

Ah!  Good news.  My diplomacy triumphs.  

the Ol'Buzzard