Now you too
can walk in the path of Jesus. Nike’s
new “Biblical Air Max 97 Custom” sneakers come with Bible inscriptions, steel
crucifixes on the laces, and soles filled with “holy water” from the River
Jordan.
The price is
a just $1,425.00; the perfect Christmas gift for the true believers. A small price to walk in Jesus shoes.
Oh Lord! What's next?
ReplyDeleteAre those real?
ReplyDeleteSeems like a fairly limited market given that the Protestant denominations aren't believers in holy water. That's a Catholic thing. Then again, when there are Bible thumpers out there willing to pay Big Bucks for Jim Bakker's survival foods (which by all accounts are not edible), maybe there are a few Rapture freaks who will cross theological divides because. .. Jeebus.
ReplyDeleteThe "Money Changers" finally control the "Temple" I see ....
ReplyDelete(Jesus won't like this when he returns)
somehow I don't think this will be limited to Catholics since it's water from the Jordan river - there are 2 people in my office who are hoping they'll get marked down - good Protestants...personally I find these are sick
ReplyDeleteHoly RIP OFF! What next? The Virgin Mary's panties?
ReplyDeleteOBSCENE!!
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