Wednesday, December 1, 2021

A BUZZARD EGG OMELET

 



 

THOUGHTS FOR TODAY DECEMBER 1st 2021

 

A Darwin Award is given to anyone whose actions are so stupid that they remove themselves from the gene pool. 




 

I hereby nominate everyone who was unvaccinated and died from the Coronavirus for a Darwin Award. 

 

Sometime in the not-so-distant future people will be able to send encoded messages by writing in cursive.

 

You know you are in a rut when the best thing that has happened to you this week is the good crap you had this morning.

 

A priest, a rabbi and a prostitute walked into a bar.

They all caught the corona virus from the unvaccinated bar tender.

 

I would like to have a Viking like funeral and be torched in the parking lot of a biker bar during a week-end of wild drunken orgy.





But I will probably have to settle for cremation.

 

the Ol’Buzzard





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4 comments:

  1. MRMacrumDecember 1, 2021 at 8:47 AM

    I just heard today that another anti-vaxer leader of one of the Christian cabals succumbed to Covid. What better denial of Creationism is there? Either that or God smote him down for being a dumass and not using the tools sent.

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  2. Debra She Who SeeksDecember 1, 2021 at 10:58 AM

    I hope you get your Viking funeral -- but not too soon, you know?

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  3. Anne JohnsonDecember 2, 2021 at 6:42 PM

    My colleague just lost her grandfather to Covid. He was 90 years old and unvaccinated. It boggles the mind.

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  4. The Blog FodderDecember 4, 2021 at 4:52 AM

    A Viking funeral sounds like fun for everyone but the corpse and the poor girls who are sacrificed after the orgy.

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