MAGA WORLD, TRUMP SAYS GET THE SHOT.

 

He lies

 

It turns out the liberal media has been mind-fucking you.  They are telling you to get the virus shot because they know real men won’t be told what to do.   They actually don’t want you to get vaccinated because of the positive side effects that Democrats want to keep hidden for themselves.

 

It has finally been proven by Fox scientist that by the second shot your dick grows a minimum of three inches longer and two inches around.  

 

When you are out hunting with your buddies you won’t have to hide it when you take that bad boy out to piss.  And when that little soldier stands at attention the women will swoon.

 

So women, if you are married to needle-dick-the-bug-fucker, tell him to get his ass down to Walmart and get the shot.  There will finally be something about him you can brag to your girlfriends.

 

And it is not just men.  The second shot also shrinks up the skin on women.  It will make you look like you are wearing a spanx.  You’ll have a tight ass and your tits will look like an eighteen-year old’s.     When you walk through Walmart with your butt crack showing you will have a line of men following you through the aisles.    And if you run into Donald Trump, he will definitely want to grab your pussy - and you can let him.  

 

But don’t go to your doctor for the shot, because he is part of the liberal conspiracy and will give you just water.   Put on your MAGA hat and go to Walmart and tell them you want the FREEDOM SHOTS.  They will know what to give you. 

 

If you feel less manly that you weren’t there to storm the Capital for Donald Trump on January 6; you can make up for it by getting the shots.   The Trump army needs real men, so get the shots.

 

You can trust the Ol’Buzzard

He lives in a trailer park.