ESTABLISHING A NEW RELIGION

  

 

Thanks to Leanna and her Religion In A Nutshell posts, I lay awake from five to six this morning contemplating religions and their God Heads, in respect of the fundamentals of Physics. 

 

There is a striking similarity between an atom and a solar system.  Enough so to form the basis of a new religion.

 

 The atom’s nucleus (the sun/star) contains all the energy.   Electrons (planets) rotate around the nucleus forming atoms.   Atoms (solar systems) coalesce together to form a galaxy (molecule).    Galaxies (molecules) group together to form a universe.

 

Coalescing universes (molecular groups) could well be the building blocks for a living organism living on another dimensional planet (electron).   The process could start all over again where that dimensional planet is actually an electron building toward a group of universes forming yet another living creature living on a higher dimensional planet (electron) that builds toward another living organism…  

 

Until there is finally one single organism, not on a planet, floating in the void of some space, that is the final product (God, if you will) of multiple dimensions combined.

 

Of course, the laws of physics still apply to that chain ending in a God.

 

 So that God would have mass and exert gravity; and each time that God defecated the shit would fall into orbit rotating around the deity, until He/She/It was surrounded by an ever-growing shit ball floating through space, in search of another shit surrounded deity of the opposite gender in order to have sexual intercourse; because in the end, the Hokey Pokey (getting laid) is what it is all about.   

 

Perhaps, not necessarily a different gender; but it is still the Hokey Pokey.  That's what it's all about.

the Ol’Buzzard