My creds are
that I was a U.S. Navy survival instructor (winter bush specialist) for eight years,
and a Maine State hunting and fishing guide.
So here’s my
advice to all the Mad Max posers.
You don’t need
a bug-out bag to survive. Here are the
most important survival tips you will ever need.
1. Get the Corona virus vaccination
2. Get a flu vaccination
3. Get a pneumonia vaccination
4. Get a tetanus shot
It is not enough to dress up in your Rambo gear and hide out in your basement with your AK-47 while you wait for all the hot women that are going to want to fuck you.
You also have to be immune to all
the diseases that will be rampant after society collapses.
Get Vaccinated.
the Ol’Buzzard
Hahahahaha, good advice!
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I LOVE this Post, I laughed so hard I almost spilled my drink all over the keyboard. Wasn't it the doomsday preppers that stormed some State Capitols whining that they couldn't get their Hair Cut or get their Starbucks during a very brief Lockdown? But, they did get the benefit of carrying their weapons and posing as if they were bad asses in all their Surplus bought Gear.
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