Friday, March 6, 2020

THE WORD OF GOD









George is a good Christian.

One night while George is saying his prayers, he hears a voice, “George, close out your 401-K and draw all your money out of the bank.”

At first George ignores the voice; but every night it is the same, “George, close out your 401-K and draw all your money out of the bank.”

George finally accepts it is a message from God.   The next day he closes out his savings and draws out all the money in his bank account.

That night George again hears the voice, “George, go to Las Vegas.”

George asks why, but the voice repeats “George, go to Las Vegas.”

George knows that God has a purpose for him, so next morning he flies to Las Vegas.

That night in the motel the voice speaks to him again.  “George, go to the casino, and at the blackjack table put all your money on one hand.”

At the casino George obeys God and puts his entire savings on one hand at blackjack.  

The dealer deals George eighteen – the dealer has six showing.

“George take a card.” The voice says

What?  The dealer has…

“Take a card!”

George says, “Hit me.”

The dealer deals George and ace.  George breaths easy.

“George, Take another card.” 

“What?”

“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!”

George asks for another card.   It is an ace.
 
“George, take another card!”  the voice commands.

I have twenty, George shouts.

TAKE ANOTHER CARD!, Booms the voice in George’s head.

“Hit me!” George says.   He gets another ace.  Twenty-one.

And the voice says, “Un-fucking-believable!”

 








BAD JOKES
the Ol'Buzzard






2 comments:

  1. I enjoyed your bad joke, OB and the bad PHC jokes too!

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  2. I used to listen to PHC on Public Radio at night. I really miss it. The station that is played from San Antonio has a lot of interference.

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