This post is for She Who Seeks.
An old cowboy
is sitting at the bar drinking whiskey.
A young lady comes in and sits next to him. She orders a drink, then turns around and ask
the old man, “Are you a real cowboy?”
The man
replies, “Lady, I have worked on ranches all my life. I have herded horses, branded cattle and
mended fences, so I guess I am.”
The woman
leans over and says, “I’m a lesbian.
The first thing in the morning when I wake up, I think about women. All during my daily activities I am thinking
about women. When I fall asleep at
night I am thinking about women.”
The lady
moves off to a table, and a few minutes later a young couple come in and sit by
the old man. The wife looks him over, then
ask, “Are you a real cowboy?”
The old man
replies, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’ a Lesbian.”
I just found out I'm a lesbian!
the Ol'Buzzard
I've never heard the full lyrics of the "Gentleman Jack" song before -- thanks for the video! It's a great song.
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