The next time you are visiting someone who has ALEXA, wait until they are out of the room and then say; Alexa, set alarm for 3:30 a.m and play Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries - loud. the Ol'Buzzard
I would say, "Alexa, set alarm for 3am playing spooky haunted house noises real loud." The owner will think their house is haunted. I'm a devious woman.
I do not yet have Alexa, though my wife wants us to get one of the infernal contraptions. I am trying to have us refrain.... I do not know who will win.
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I love "The Ride of the Valkyries!" But as wake-up music . . . nooooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteI would say, "Alexa, set alarm for 3am playing spooky haunted house noises real loud." The owner will think their house is haunted. I'm a devious woman.
ReplyDeleteI do not yet have Alexa, though my wife wants us to get one of the infernal contraptions. I am trying to have us refrain.... I do not know who will win.
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Love it! hahaha -- Revenge of the Luddites!
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