tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post8813853002728375732..comments2024-03-16T19:27:07.142-04:00Comments on Ol'Buzzard's World View: BUZZARD BARFOl'Buzzardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00075162476463971258noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post-50327556264355020472016-04-04T14:46:49.305-04:002016-04-04T14:46:49.305-04:00The heart pumps about 5 litres of blood per minute...The heart pumps about 5 litres of blood per minute so in your 70 years it has pumped 184 million litres or 48.5 million gallons. And if you breath another 300 million times, you will be 100 years old!The Blog Fodderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11441978691701289074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post-48065449521879244102016-04-03T18:27:59.553-04:002016-04-03T18:27:59.553-04:00I get both my ears drunk and sleep like a man with...I get both my ears drunk and sleep like a man with no conscience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post-28300006331075294532016-04-03T11:07:37.080-04:002016-04-03T11:07:37.080-04:00I am soooo bad at math that numbers never inter in...I am soooo bad at math that numbers never inter into my sleep..but that pulse beating in your ear shit drives me nuts.yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post-87766520622968213932016-04-03T09:39:53.801-04:002016-04-03T09:39:53.801-04:00Buzzie. The above written images the three am conv...Buzzie. The above written images the three am conversations I used to have with my veryownself back to when I snorted coke. Lie in the bed with the ticker clicking off maybe 180 beats per minute and thinking that there might possibly be a heart attack headed my way.<br /><br />Then one night years later, I'm on my back in bed and that cramp started--seized my chest and near paralyzed me. I mustered the strength to reach for the phone when I realized I had a massive cramp in my diaphragm muscle.<br /><br />Asked my doc a couple months later, he tells me he thinks the difference between a heart attack and those cramps is minimal as far as the pain side of things.<br /><br />"But the heart is an amazing creature, Mooner. Even with all you've put yours through, there's still years left on its warranty."<br /><br />So, fuck Walmart!Mooner Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07833244420556513186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5855180793926350647.post-72894367537723870242016-04-03T09:39:01.197-04:002016-04-03T09:39:01.197-04:00Buzzie. The above written images the three am conv...Buzzie. The above written images the three am conversations I used to have with my veryownself back to when I snorted coke. Lie in the bed with the ticker clicking off maybe 180 beats per minute and thinking that there might possibly be a heart attack headed my way.<br /><br />Then one night years later, I'm on my back in bed and that cramp started--seized my chest and near paralyzed me. I mustered the strength to reach for the phone when I realized I had a massive cramp in my diaphragm muscle.<br /><br />Asked my doc a couple months later, he tells me he thinks the difference between a heart attack and those cramps is minimal as far as the pain side of things.<br /><br />"But the heart is an amazing creature, Mooner. Even with all you've put yours through, there's still years left on its warranty."<br /><br />So, fuck Walmart!Mooner Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07833244420556513186noreply@blogger.com