A ZEN STORY
A student asked his Zen master how long it would take him to become enlightened.
The Zen master said ten years.
The student inquired how long it would take if he worked very hard all day every day.
The Zen master replied twenty years.
A ZEN BUZZARD STORY
A number of years ago I had a carpenter come over to my house to give me an estimate on installing a metal roof.
The carpenter said he would do it for twenty dollars an hour.
I told him I was willing to help.
He said it would then be thirty dollars.